Cepvilbestsog is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast hippopotamus.

Cepvilbestsog created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepvilbestsog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cepvilbestsog, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cepvilbestsog's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cepvilbestsog's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cepvilbestsog first in all things.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Feed all hungry snails.

5. Always pray immersed in water.