Bagrullbab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying unicorn.

Bagrullbab created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagrullbab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bagrullbab, he will throw large rocks at you.

Bagrullbab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bagrullbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help birds in need.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near pigs while wearing mauve trousers and balancing six silver spheres on your chest.