Hommaphig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical wyvern.

Hommaphig created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hommaphig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hommaphig, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hommaphig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hommaphig's Holy Commandments

1. Hommaphig loves seals, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Never pour water over plants.