Cudgoflist is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, happy eagle.

Cudgoflist created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudgoflist, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cudgoflist, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cudgoflist's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cudgoflist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near squirrels while wearing purple trousers and balancing four copper spheres on your hands.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cudgoflist.

4. Feed all hungry shrews.

5. Do not hurt foxes.