Capmotcet is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, flying meerkat.

Capmotcet created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Capmotcet, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Capmotcet, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Capmotcet's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Capmotcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near dolphins while wearing yellow shoes and balancing three silver spheres on your feet.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always wear turquoise.