Nultitkar is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, egotistical dolphin.

Nultitkar created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nultitkar, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nultitkar, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Nultitkar's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nultitkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

2. Never feed garlic to tortoises while wearing tights.

3. You must pray to Nultitkar six times a day.

4. Do not prepare onions while wearing kilts.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.