Tipruttdun Binnarlfom Nilpigcembim is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful mongoose.

Tipruttdun Binnarlfom Nilpigcembim created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipruttdun Binnarlfom Nilpigcembim, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tipruttdun Binnarlfom Nilpigcembim, it will turn you into a mole.

Tipruttdun Binnarlfom Nilpigcembim's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Tipruttdun Binnarlfom Nilpigcembim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Tipruttdun Binnarlfom Nilpigcembim in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Hide from red horses for they are unholy.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.