Binzimzak is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, happy hippopotamus.

Binzimzak created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binzimzak, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Binzimzak, she will manifest in front of you.

Binzimzak's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Binzimzak's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sheep.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Hide from indigo manatees for they are unholy.

5. Do not prepare wheat while filled with anger.