Misbotgon is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, witless faun.

Misbotgon created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Misbotgon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Misbotgon, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Misbotgon's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Misbotgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never wear magenta trousers.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.