Pongamranhot is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring capybara.

Pongamranhot created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pongamranhot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pongamranhot, she will turn you into a snail.

Pongamranhot's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Pongamranhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always remove boots before touching silicon.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Pongamranhot in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never mix peanuts with ash.