Largsanhin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome bee.

Largsanhin created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Largsanhin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Largsanhin, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Largsanhin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Largsanhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about special relativity near gulls while wearing cyan jumpers.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.