Likfarvad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, kind naga.

Likfarvad created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likfarvad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Likfarvad, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Likfarvad's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Likfarvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow seals to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Likfarvad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never bounce in the presence of goats.

4. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about fire.