Vonpithas is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate dove.

Vonpithas created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Vonpithas, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vonpithas, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vonpithas' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Vonpithas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.