Sagfod is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical frog.

Sagfod created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Sagfod, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sagfod, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sagfod's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sagfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of signs.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Do not keep four swans in a large pit.

5. Never prepare lentils during winter.