Sugpodfit is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever butterfly.

Sugpodfit created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sugpodfit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sugpodfit, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sugpodfit's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Sugpodfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sugpodfit.

4. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not bounce at forests.