Daprutleg is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast otter.

Daprutleg created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Daprutleg, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Daprutleg, he will laugh at you.

Daprutleg's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Daprutleg's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never feed cherries to pigs while wearing hats.

4. Run away from turquoise turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Run away if eight snails approach from the east.