Dissdussjonnull is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, kind
penguin.
Dissdussjonnull created Asia six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dissdussjonnull, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Dissdussjonnull, she will turn you into a puffin.
Dissdussjonnull's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Dissdussjonnull's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Do not keep three geese in a large pit.
3. Never mention snails.
4. You must never eat figs.
5. Never look in ponds.