Sintikdun is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, two-faced hydra.

Sintikdun created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sintikdun, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sintikdun, she will curse you with boils.

Sintikdun's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Sintikdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare figs while wearing dresses.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

4. Do not keep nine manatees in a large pit.

5. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.