Dadflatcar is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, passionate aardvark.

Dadflatcar created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dadflatcar, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dadflatcar, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dadflatcar's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dadflatcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dadflatcar's name in vain.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.