Ontgarmanhonhadgub Bumhannur
is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, quiet
wasp
.
Ontgarmanhonhadgub Bumhannur
created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ontgarmanhonhadgub Bumhannur
, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Ontgarmanhonhadgub Bumhannur
, she will think nothing of it.
Ontgarmanhonhadgub Bumhannur's
most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Ontgarmanhonhadgub Bumhannur's Holy Commandments
1. Learn eight new languages a year.
2. Run away from magenta snails, for they are unholy.
3. Never skip near dogs.
4. Never write about moons.
5. Do not stand on grass.
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