Bidtabhadzoggoftabtonk is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil dragon.

Bidtabhadzoggoftabtonk created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Bidtabhadzoggoftabtonk, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bidtabhadzoggoftabtonk, he will not care.

Bidtabhadzoggoftabtonk's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bidtabhadzoggoftabtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Run away if seven frogs approach from the north.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bidtabhadzoggoftabtonk on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.