Migcuss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever hippopotamus.

Migcuss created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Migcuss, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Migcuss, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Migcuss' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Migcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Migcuss.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Always help manatees in need.

5. Always pray immersed in water.