Migcuss is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever
hippopotamus.
Migcuss created an atom three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Migcuss, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Migcuss, she will send you a strongly worded letter.
Migcuss' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Migcuss' Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Migcuss.
2. You must never eat carrots.
3. Do not dye your hair green.
4. Always help manatees in need.
5. Always pray immersed in water.