Tindibdon is a god.

She takes the form of a small, confident deer.

Tindibdon created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tindibdon, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tindibdon, she will turn you into a dog.

Tindibdon's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tindibdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt seals.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

5. You must pray to Tindibdon four times a day.