Timgonvon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, clever faun.

Timgonvon created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timgonvon, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Timgonvon, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Timgonvon's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Timgonvon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Run away if seven aardvarks approach from the east.

5. Do not chop down trees.