Hadcibpod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, ill-tempered bee.

Hadcibpod created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hadcibpod, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hadcibpod, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hadcibpod's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hadcibpod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Hadcibpod in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.