Rigvilcussneg is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, clever crab.

Rigvilcussneg created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigvilcussneg, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rigvilcussneg, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rigvilcussneg's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rigvilcussneg's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rigvilcussneg.

3. Run away if seven badgers approach from the east.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Never allow squirrels to witness sacred rites.