Kiktargjin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciless cobra.

Kiktargjin created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kiktargjin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kiktargjin, it will curse you with boils.

Kiktargjin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Kiktargjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Always obey Kiktargjin's priests.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kiktargjin.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.