Xuckgetxen is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, humorless hedgehog.

Xuckgetxen created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckgetxen, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xuckgetxen, she will have a low opinion of you.

Xuckgetxen's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Xuckgetxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Never record numbers.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Never wear blue ear rings.

5. Shun those given to greed.