Kimzogfebcin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective tortoise.

Kimzogfebcin created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimzogfebcin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kimzogfebcin, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kimzogfebcin's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Kimzogfebcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kimzogfebcin.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Never look in ponds.