Fom is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, compassionate centipede.

Fom created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fom, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fom, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fom's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fom's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant while facing south.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Always look after injured badgers.

4. Never stain your chest with brown.

5. Pray towards the east.