Davrullbab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, almighty raccoon.

Davrullbab created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davrullbab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Davrullbab, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Davrullbab's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Davrullbab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not hurt voles.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near mice while wearing blue trousers and balancing six copper spheres on your arms.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.