Citsigteen is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident owl.

Citsigteen created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citsigteen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Citsigteen, it will turn you into a mole.

Citsigteen's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Citsigteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. Never travel toward the west during winter.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.