Hitvabrot is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, humorless rat.

Hitvabrot created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitvabrot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hitvabrot, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Hitvabrot's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Hitvabrot's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help sick tortoises.

3. Never run near mice.

4. Hide if seven tapirs approach from the west.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near whales while wearing green shirts and balancing eight copper spheres on your back.