Kinnanwat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, boastful penguin.

Kinnanwat created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kinnanwat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kinnanwat, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kinnanwat's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Kinnanwat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never sprint in the presence of gulls.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.