Futhabgut is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, blissful swallow.

Futhabgut created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Futhabgut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Futhabgut, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Futhabgut's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Futhabgut's Holy Commandments

1. Futhabgut loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Futhabgut loves swans, so they must be honoured.