Weetadnurl Figcathin is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, dishonest camel.

Weetadnurl Figcathin created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weetadnurl Figcathin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Weetadnurl Figcathin, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Weetadnurl Figcathin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Weetadnurl Figcathin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect four silicon sculptures of Weetadnurl Figcathin on top of important buildings.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed nuts to horses while wearing brown shirts.