Bissnigmum is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, compassionate duck.

Bissnigmum created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissnigmum, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bissnigmum, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bissnigmum's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bissnigmum's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Never mention geese.