Mingedved is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty walrus.

Mingedved created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Mingedved, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mingedved, he will not care at all.

Mingedved's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Mingedved's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mingedved.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.