Latrowlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring porpoise.

Latrowlarg created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latrowlarg, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Latrowlarg, she will strike you with lightening.

Latrowlarg's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Latrowlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Latrowlarg loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Do not hurt dolphins.