Wonmipcat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, humorless bat.

Wonmipcat created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonmipcat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wonmipcat, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wonmipcat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Wonmipcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Wonmipcat loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not speak about garlic.