Artfebgom is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, calm octopus.

Artfebgom created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artfebgom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Artfebgom, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Artfebgom's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Artfebgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Worship no other gods but Artfebgom.