Cussabdud is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, self-assured giraffe.

Cussabdud created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussabdud, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cussabdud, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Cussabdud's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cussabdud's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Never look at planets.