Cudpakmadfem is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, selfish otter.

Cudpakmadfem created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudpakmadfem, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cudpakmadfem, he will destroy your home solar system.

Cudpakmadfem's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cudpakmadfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt seals.

2. Never wear white dresses.

3. Never hurt cats.

4. Rats are not to be trusted.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.