Nabtonkmit Larpcedlak is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ruthless hummingbird.

Nabtonkmit Larpcedlak created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabtonkmit Larpcedlak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nabtonkmit Larpcedlak, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nabtonkmit Larpcedlak's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nabtonkmit Larpcedlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nabtonkmit Larpcedlak.