Nillfitsom is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unsympathetic jackal.

Nillfitsom created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillfitsom, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nillfitsom, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nillfitsom's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Nillfitsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. You must never eat figs.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.