Dundanwot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, deceitful parrot.

Dundanwot created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dundanwot, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dundanwot, she will turn you into a mole.

Dundanwot's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dundanwot's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Dundanwot on top of all buildings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near eagles while wearing magenta corsets and balancing four lead spheres on your face.