Pannardobjamyog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, weak cow.

Pannardobjamyog created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Pannardobjamyog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pannardobjamyog, she will turn you into a slug.

Pannardobjamyog's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Pannardobjamyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Always store coconuts above ground.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pannardobjamyog.

5. Run away if seven pigs approach from the west.