Nathabjop is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, confident armadillo.

Nathabjop created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nathabjop, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nathabjop, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nathabjop's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nathabjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Nathabjop loves voles, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink alcohol.