Zodkap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless warg.

Zodkap created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodkap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zodkap, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Zodkap's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Zodkap's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zodkap.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Zodkap on top of all buildings.

5. Never paint your arms black.