Ligdimlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, narcissistic troll.

Ligdimlarg created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligdimlarg, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ligdimlarg, he will destroy your home solar system.

Ligdimlarg's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ligdimlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never feed lots of onions to birds while wearing cyan shirts.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Always wear turquoise.