Artzimbamlid is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate tortoise.

Artzimbamlid created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artzimbamlid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Artzimbamlid, he will turn you into a tree.

Artzimbamlid's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Artzimbamlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Worship no other gods but Artzimbamlid.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.