Flybotcidsak is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, humorless
aardvark.
Flybotcidsak created carbon seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Flybotcidsak, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Flybotcidsak, she will send you a sign.
Flybotcidsak's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Flybotcidsak's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Learn four new languages a year.
3. Snakes are not to be trusted.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Do not shave your neck.