Tinnurfom is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, ill-tempered wasp.

Tinnurfom created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Tinnurfom, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tinnurfom, he will turn you into a goat.

Tinnurfom's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tinnurfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must love Tinnurfom.

3. Tinnurfom must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think ill of sick tortoises.