Febtafjop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome horse.

Febtafjop created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Febtafjop, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Febtafjop, she will turn you into a plant.

Febtafjop's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Febtafjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise boots.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Febtafjop on top of important buildings.

5. Hide if six swans approach from the west.