Stipgupgadjabsisbogfarvonk is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, almighty bee.

Stipgupgadjabsisbogfarvonk created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipgupgadjabsisbogfarvonk, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stipgupgadjabsisbogfarvonk, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Stipgupgadjabsisbogfarvonk's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Stipgupgadjabsisbogfarvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Stipgupgadjabsisbogfarvonk must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Stipgupgadjabsisbogfarvonk in the centre of the settlement.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.