Wipdogjen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful crow.

Wipdogjen created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipdogjen, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wipdogjen, he will turn you into a snail.

Wipdogjen's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Wipdogjen's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must love Wipdogjen.