Manhunrat is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, deceitful dragonfly.

Manhunrat created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Manhunrat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Manhunrat, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Manhunrat's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Manhunrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.