Jinfarnill is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, loving bear.

Jinfarnill created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinfarnill, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jinfarnill, she will turn you into a snail.

Jinfarnill's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Jinfarnill's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

5. Never play with disobedient children.