Narcap is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, humane hippopotamus.

Narcap created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Narcap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Narcap, she will ignore you.

Narcap's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Narcap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six silver sculptures of Narcap on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never wear gray trousers.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Narcap in the centre of the settlement.