Fasranfotgud is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, pitiless beaver.

Fasranfotgud created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasranfotgud, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fasranfotgud, it will turn you into a goat.

Fasranfotgud's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fasranfotgud's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never feed aubergines to badgers while wearing corsets.

4. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

5. Do not name children after ducks.